- What’s your name?

Ana.

- Where are you from?

Brazil.

- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

No.

- Where is your menu?

CLICK THAT FUCKING GHOST

- Do you have a colored blog?

Yeah, here.

- I hate you.

We have so much in common, I hate myself too!

- Favorite band?

The Beatles.

- Facebook?

Here. But let me know you’re from tumblr.

- Where can I find…

No.

- But…

No.

- Will you marry me?

Probably not.

- Pretty sure you always wanted to see me naked…

Absolutely.